Let’s see if you were nice. No sufficient data available. Guess you always deactivate cookies. Too bad. No cookies, no presents
Mr Santa checks if you are
naughty || nice
to see if you are eligible for a present.
Ho ho ho. Everyone is eligible for a present.
No no no. You’re checking two booleans there. People who are naughty, nice, or both get a present. People who are neither naughty or nice get nothing.
But what if naughty = !nice
Ash silently weeps.
((nice)? ‘present’ : ‘coal’);
Won’t that always come out as true?
That’s correct, hence everyone is eligible.
What if you’re neutral?
Mr Santa crashes…
Insufficiently defined moral parameters today, Laser Tommy Gun tomorrow
AT PRESENT TIME
Heh
So that’s how he does it all in 1 night!
Santa bot swarm confirmed.
You can’t expect me not to hop on the AI train, my child.
Santa!
I was expecting a connectivity issue. Error: Server timed out.
at present time
Heh.
They hired chatgpt to drive the santabot
See artist’s community: !exocomics@lemmy.world
I thought I was looking at Domo-kun Santa at first.