mmmm tomato rice

but that machine looks more useful for plowing orifices than for opening a can of Campbells soup

Haha, if anyone reading this ever finds themselves in dire need of the contents in a can without a reasonable tool. You can grind down the top of the can on concrete until the top pops open.

Yeah I’ve got one of these, bloody handy things!

An elegant drill, for a more… civilized time.

Man, i still want that screwdriver elwood used in the elevator.