https://xkcd.com/2883

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They didn’t bring us a gift, but considering the kinetic energy of a bottle of wine at orbital speed, that’s probably for the best.

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    5 months ago

    Ok, now we start patiently waiting for the website where you enter an address and then get back your astronaut visit date.

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    This assumes that old thing that your property goes straight up so you also claim ownership of the airspace, as written by Lawrence Lessig in his excellent book “Free Culture”.

    In that case, on more than one occasion I’ve had several dozen people over for dinner, as a commercial airliner flew overhead.

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    Legal Fiction, by William Empson

    Plus, I recommend Samantha Harvey’s 2023 novel, Orbital, spanning one day on a space station orbiting Earth. It’s really good.

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      Image transcript:

      Law makes long spokes of the short stakes of men.
      Your well fenced out real estate of mind
      No high flat of the nomad citizen
      Looks over, or train leaves behind.

      Your rights extend under and above your claim
      Without bound; you own land in Heaven and Hell;
      Your part of earth’s surface and mass the same,
      Of all cosmos’ volume, and all stars as well.

      Your rights reach down where all owners meet, in Hell’s
      Pointed exclusive conclave, at earth’s centre
      (Your spun farm’s root still on that axis dwells);
      And up, through galaxies, a growing sector.

      You are nomad yet; the lighthouse beam you own
      Flashes, like Lucifer, through the firmament.
      Earth’s axis varies; your dark central cone
      Wavers a candle’s shadow, at the end.

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      They couldn’t because they were in a hurry and like a hundred miles away.

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    5 months ago

    As someone who grew up in Wapakoneta, I can make this claim without orbital hijinx, and specifically with Neil Armstrong himself!