That is some nice mulch though.

Holy shit, that joke landed so well for me.

I totally didn’t get this was about fursonas until the final word of the final sentence.

I just thought the guy really liked mulch. Which I guess is true.

To be fair, names are proper nouns, and proper nouns are capitalized. He asked for mulch, and he got exactly what he asked for.

What kinda name is mulch lol