• Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
    16·
    6 days ago

    Getting your masturbatory material from pornhub is for normies. Real degenerates are home free on account of the relative obscurity of our sources.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de
      11·
      6 days ago

      Yeah, (O)OP is such a rookie they probably call it Homework, which is a well-known trick. The correct stealth strategy is a directory called linux_malware_test_vm_imgs containing archives such as

      clamav_analysis_cumulative.tar
CVE-2022-4907_ffmpeg_backdoor.tar
CVE-2024-3094_xz_backdoor.tar
CVE-2024–2961_php_24yo_chinese_string_insertion.tar
gimp_2022-11-01_trojan.tar
löve2d_hump_bundle.tar
löve2d_pölygamy_crash.tar
löve2d_yaoui.tar
malwarebytes_tarball_anal.tar
qt_vuln_sql_6.3.0.tar
tcp_heading_segment_length_handling_overflow.tar
      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        6 days ago

        Back in the 90s I had a Zip disk labeled homework with porn on it. My little brother had a similar disk, but he kept it in his underwear drawer and got caught. Then our dad locked down our AOL accounts. I didn’t find this fair, so I installed a keylogger, grabbed my dad’s password, and unlocked my account.

        My parents were not amused when I told them about this 20 years later when I found out my dad was still using the same password for his wifi.

    • Hardened@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      4·
      6 days ago

      You have an entire drive dedicated to pr0n ? Well, my humble collection is 1.1TB and it accounts for 3weeks, 3 days and 22 hours of continuing watching. Data hoarding and porn additions combine in a sort of cocktail combo…

  • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
    20·
    7 days ago

    I’m so pissed. I organized all my favorite porns in an encrypted folder and thought it would be funny to use a hilarious password (that I’ve never used before). Then a week pass and I need to unlock the folder For Academic Purposes and realized I has COMPLETELY FORGOT THE PASSWORD! I’ve been trying for a month now with no success. FML. I got some personal stuff in there too.

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
    9·
    6 days ago

    You think those preppers were just storing water bottles and bullets?

    Nah man. They gotta be self sufficient. Of course they are stocking chicken chokers, noodle floggers, and meat beaters.

  • olicvb@lemmy.caEnglish
    9·
    7 days ago

    I’m not a resident of the US, is it just PH? 'Cause that just means it’ll get lower visits and other sites will be promoted up instead. So ultimately a useless law?

    Edit: So not just ph, cool good luck enforcing that throughout the internet

    • RaoulDook@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      6 days ago

      Correct, this law only affects the sites that care about those states’ laws. The alternatives are probably uncountable in number, not hard to find.

  • makeasnek@lemmy.mlEnglish
    1642·
    7 days ago

    They want to ban porn in the entire country, it’s all a part of #project2025. They also want to ban abortions. And being gay in public. And completely break the separation of church and state. Don’t sit this election out. https://defeatproject2025.org/

  • Billegh@lemmy.world
    128·
    7 days ago

    Twenty-nine gigs?!? My brother in christ, that’s barely even a Thursday. Are you ok? Do you need a VPN?

        • Blass Rose@pawb.social
          6·
          7 days ago

          To be fair, I caused a massive problem when I accidentally filled the drive completely, so I’ve been a little more conservative while I shop for a larger HDD. Thinking of getting a 20TB HDD so I don’t have to have 4 different drives plugged into my computer. (I remember when my 3TB drive was considered crazy big…)

          • Denvil@lemmy.one
            4·
            7 days ago

            I have 4 different drives, 1 3tb HDD, a 2 TB SSD, and two (actually just one but partitioned) 150 GB and 300 GB SSD.

            And obviously, the 150 GB is for my windows, and everything else got porn