I assemble and disassemble industrial machinery for final testing. I already do the opposite of what I do?

I make up pseudoscience? I guess?

btw gravity is fake, the earth is flat

I do research on technologies that make airplanes heavier, increase their fuel consumption and make them fall out of the sky more often. Oh and I spend time in the classroom making sure students have no idea how to reverse it.

I think I work at Crowdstrike now

I am now an oil baron.

I’m now taking digital databases and write them by hand in an unnecessarily vomplicated fashion to paper while making up a story for each entry.

I make chemical weapons to kill millions.

Black hat hacker, I break into people’s servers and fuck up their shit

I find people who have been injured by corporations and greed, and rob them.

Cause brain damage? Idk how do you remove knowledge?

I break bones…

I destroy aircraft tools. Sometimes I also make them.

I cause massive amounts of damage and disorder within local school systems.

I’m an anarcho-capitalist with a real hatred for the homeless.