• niktemadur@lemmy.world
    10·
    2 hours ago

    By using this toilet you “agree” consent to our updated reams of legal mumbo jumbo designed to overwhelm you, and which chips away at your rights and hands them over to us.

    If you click “disagree”, you are free to have your gallbladder feel as if it is going to burst, which may cause internal damage that is NOT our responsibility.

    This restroom service has been brought to you by the techbro suits eyeing that new Learjet for unlimited weekend cocaine-and-hookers trips to Vegas and the Caribbean.

  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world
    24·
    2 hours ago

    But, you don’t understand the toilet. The toilet cannot be monetized if we cannot see you taking a poo. Changing the glass doors will completely kill a trillion dollar industry.

    • the post of tom joad@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      1 hour ago

      So assuming they are… I’m still stuck at “why is this a thing?” Why do we need magicchange glass when particle board is far cheaper? I would have to be in dire straits to use one of these as my bowels would freeze up for fear of the glass switching to clear when someone jiggles the handle

  • danc4498@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    2 hours ago

    This one of those fancy glasses that is no longer see through once you lock the door? That would be a genius way of telling which toilets are empty.

      • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
        5·
        3 hours ago

        Too nice for any N. American prison, unfortunately. This is just a bathroom reno.

        Since they put the vinyl film on the glass after assembly (to avoid scratches) there’s an opportunity for this picture during every installation. Frosted matte translucent film is most popular.

        • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          2·
          3 hours ago

          Not every installation! My job just moved warehouses and had to build bathroom stalls (idk what the last company did but it looked like they held hands while they pooed…anyway). All ours are plastic lol, were probably just as opaque the second they came out of the molds as they are now.