Comedian John Pinette.
(Pardon my double posting, he was my all-time favorite.)
Source… Facebook John Pinette Tribute Page
I don’t understand the joke about tequila.
Fat guys and skiing don’t really mix well. We kinda just accelerate uncontrollably because of our huge mass
Oh, I’m keenly aware. What’s that got to do with tequila?
In his joke set about visiting Europe, he visited France and then the Swiss Alps (learned to ski). He mentions food and drinks throughout.
Some people are saying that different drinks affects them differently. “Beer makes me sleepy.” “Wine makes me horny.” “Tequila makes me wanna ski.” Etc. I think that’s why he specified.
He says he is a lightweight drinker… “After 3 glasses of wine I can’t remember where I parked the car”.
Without reading other comments I would assume I led to snorting cocaine, because alcohol does that to some people.
Being offered a Salad is a hint that you should step on the scales more often.
Would you like a salad?
Sure, I love them and the scales tell me I have a BMI of 22.5
Good for you! Now if only you had a likable personality.
You had the choice to ignore my comment or reply with another joke as the op did.
That says a lot about your personality.
Ok.
They did reply with a joke though
BMI is a nonsense measurement
Yet it’s used everywhere because of regulations despite the practicing doctors knowing it’s bullshit.
True. My favorite salad is a taco salad… a deep-fried crunchy bowl 10,000 calorie fast food nightmare.
