CEO: “I’ll gut the entire IT department for this ad”
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That’s why theyve made infrastructure as code! So it’s all the easy part!
Amen
No-code, scalable, serverless, in my lane, focused, flourishing.
Is it you? Are you no-code, scalable, serverless, and a solution?
Is this “no-code, scalable, serverless solution” in the room with us right now?
Oh, good.
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I’m 100% fully 0% no serverless… as a service.
“No code, serverless”
So, nothing, hosted on nothing?
More like several very complicated moving parts hosted on complicated infrastructure to keep the illusion of nothing on nothing.
Fucks you in the Cookies?!?
Absolutely
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Serverless? Keep talking
I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a
Wait that’s wordpress
Serverless and no code? So they base everything on “free” platforms like Facebook?
Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?
Now i know it’s a magazine!
Serverless and no code sounds like the homoeopathic approach to software.
Paying a subscription (flat fee per developer + a percentage of your revenue, of course!) to give managers the feeling that business is doing better. Unlike most improvement solutions, this one doesn’t actually introduce unpredictable third party code into your business that IT needs to fight into submission and firewall the hell off, so you’re actually saving money in the process!
There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.
A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1’s in your phone have good karma, and the 0’s are grounded. 🧚🏽
I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a
I just wanna get fucked in the a
If you’re coding php you’re already fucked
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Software Engineers hate this one weird site