cuddlefish

That’s cute actually

What? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain’t normal

TIL a jack is the thingy you plug in, I thought it was the thingy you plug into.

Um, just a normal earphones jack, I think that’s 3,5mm? Not RCA and I don’t have ethernet ports either 😄

One time I went to plug in my headphone and I accidentally plugged it into the USB port next to the jack… My laptop died and had to have parts replaced. Guy at the shop told me I shouldn’t have done that 🙄. I just said they shouldn’t have designed those ports to be right next to each other if the product breaks when you hit the wrong one.

Anyway, be careful about plugging shit into the wrong port.

Thank you so much for sharing, that’s absolutely wonderful 🥰

This is the very opposite of a meet-cute.

So same sentiment as “in the whole wide world” maybe?

practicing with a praise

Not sure what you mean but maybe you were going for “practicing what they preach”?

Internet slang isn’t always in the dictionary. Like you could have told us to “look it up sweaty” which is 100% correct mematically but definitely not grammatically.

A beautiful boy.

YouTube also rejected my report for fake Mrbeast giveaway ads :(

If you have rsi, please read this: https://medium.com/@Anne_K/the-power-of-psychology-my-chronic-pain-recovery-story-74574449b5ce It may help you. It’s my story of how I got rid of my rsi and it’s worked for people I know as well.

I’ll bite… What’s the #1 best thing on the internet?

The original tweet said ‘lesbian’ and apparently someone decided it would be better this way.

I see what you’re trying to say but “salle de bain” literally translates to bathroom (“room of bath”).

Mm, I think you actually may be the only one.

Thanks! I did know about this one but it only works on communities with short names. If the community has a long name, there is no space left in the top bar that you can tap to scroll to the top. But someone else told me there’s a Scroll to top option in the FAB menu, so I’ve enabled that!

Thank you very much! Sorry for replying so late, I clearly need to work out some of my settings because I didn’t know about this option in the FAB and I also didn’t get any notifications for replies to my comment 🙃. I’ve enabled the FAB now with scroll to top option, thanks for taking the time to explain!

Maybe I am part of that new group? I’m just here for the memes. Lemmy is amusement for me and a way to kill some time. If I want to have deep or meaningful discussions I’ll talk to people I actually know (and then I’ll also know I’m not wasting my time arguing with a troll). The “casual browsing” content is also lower quality here than on Reddit, but I can’t complain, because I don’t really contribute, I just lurk.

Yep, there actually is a free version that’s truly free for some people (Free File), but the company behind TurboTax actively hid it. They instead heavily marketed another version of TurboTax (Free Edition) as “free, free, free!”, only to tell people who were already halfway through filing that their taxes were “too complicated” and required large payments after all. Horrible tactics and they were fined for it.