Defenestrator@aussie.zonetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?English
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14 days agoExplanation:
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There is no effin’ way
Explanation:
There is no effin’ way
“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”
A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.
One day I’m going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.
That only creates bland food.
I cured my back pain with squats and deadlifts.
See also: Caesar salad.
I’ve always assumed it’s Gabe Newell getting revenge for all the fat jokes he’s endured.
First there would need to be something worth conserving.
Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, “six feet under.”