I’m from Illinois, and this is definitely my in-laws with my wife. “Alright wife, we should get going”, an hour and a half later…
I’m from Illinois, and this is definitely my in-laws with my wife. “Alright wife, we should get going”, an hour and a half later…
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!
-Mitch Hedburg
Is this the Berlin Airlift I’ve heard so much about?
Oh my God, someone else who reads PKD’s Second Variety. It has stuck with me ever since I’ve read it.
In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial… I wasn’t watching Blue’s Clues
This is so crazy at this point, it REALLY seems like it has to be a money laundering operation.
Yeah, kind of ironic they are still using it
Consolidation of all the market is fucking great for the economy /s
AAS (as a service) is coming in all forms. We’re almost there, in reality. Cars, houses, etc etc.
Imagine if it was on bottom
I’m sorry… Markwayne?
What kind of stupid fucking name is that.
Jesus Christ. I just bought the top of the line model 2 weeks ago… FML
From the comments here, apparently I was the only one who really enjoyed watching OWL.
Yeah, it wasn’t perfect, yeah it always had a meta, but it was fun to watch.
He had to count to 1 and failed. Give him a break.
“We’ve decided not to pursue Web Integrity API.”
“Oh great! But what’s that giant thing under the tarp behind you”
“Oh don’t worry…”
The FTC, “But Market consultation is great for the consumer, right?”
Unless that device is Roku
Welcome to the United States. Everything is subsidized, then turned around to fuck the average person.
Yeah, wait until you are 40 and kids are making this same statement about video games from today.
YEAH! Where’s the book where he just does algebra and other boring shit for 300 pages.