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Rules of acquisition number 30: There are no huMON feeeemales on the internet.
Lupus. He needed more mouse bites.
The CEO says afterward that he might have other uses for the Hacker.
I am just looking for an excuse to put on a maid outfit.
Do you want me to put on a maid outfit too, huh? Lazy bastard.
In a British accent: “Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?”
Finally, we can be safe from thought criminals.
I want my wife to fuck me.
She is real to me.
May we all see the mauntain that lies behind the veil.
Have you tried eating less?
The intrusive thoughts…
I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you’ll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Holy shit I think a scammer company is using my phone number as a fake employee contact number.
I got bored of posting Valve memes.
Yep. Remember, kids, don’t talk to terrorist. That’s how they get in your head. Always shoot on sight.
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12, in a body bag.”
“Okay, where?”
I am on a mission to flood lemmy with Deus Ex, Valve and Hopeposting memes.
If fighting is sure to result in victory you must fight.