TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoPeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarePeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year agoI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
mookulator@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoA Boston sheep walks into a baaamessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareA Boston sheep walks into a baaamookulator@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Candelestine@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.bevideomessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1videoMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.beCandelestine@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
voiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year ago🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squarevoiceoverguy@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
