No! It will burn only the finest trees from the Amazon Rainforest, the crew will only eat penguins and turtles, light will be made with Whale oil lamps and the water will be put in tiny bottles made from the cheapest Chinese plastic available (and to create market shortages they will grind up half of them and throw them in the ocean)
God dammit capture that! It will sell for a fortune!
fresh water bebe!
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No, its extra fresh glacier water.
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Only the finest penguin poop pebbles for me! I’ll take it!
5$ per Liter :(
15€ per 500ml
I don’t know. Can you guarantee the ship that collects it and brings it back is coal powered?
No! It will burn only the finest trees from the Amazon Rainforest, the crew will only eat penguins and turtles, light will be made with Whale oil lamps and the water will be put in tiny bottles made from the cheapest Chinese plastic available (and to create market shortages they will grind up half of them and throw them in the ocean)
sold