(this is meant as a light humor post)

  • octoperson@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    > this Explains-Things-Back-To-You-Man is proving rather a nuisance. Make sure he has one of our … little accidents.

    *DOOR SLAM*

    > stop right there, Dr Euphemism. More than simply a nuisance, I am an active opponent of your plans. And you cannot “make sure” someone has an “accident” - then it becomes a deliberate act.

  • Australis13@fedia.io
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    1 year ago

    Be able to recite everything they’ve ever read, yet unable to recall relevant information on demand.

  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Walk through social constructs as if they were air.

    Obliterate objects by hyperfixating on them.

    Drive villains mad by monologuing intensely at them about radio tower structural design history.