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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking

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DEAL ALERT: Guy at Self Checkout Not Looking

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

For probably like the next 30 seconds while he’s looking at his phone, the guy working the kiosk at the Walmart self checkout isn’t looking.

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The trick is to scan booze and then when they’re walking away after checking your ID that’s when you bag the free stuff.
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