“Protection from a shadow curse, what else could a dingus want?” I sat there for a second thinking Did that little fairy bitch just call me a dingus?

Mine is when Isobel calls Shadowheart a nasty little terrier. Such a funny roast

Not the best, but one that made me laugh hard, Astarion after recruiting Laezel: Laezel is nice, in a “look at me twice and I’ll dismember you” way.

Astarion is hilarious in general.

Did you guys know if you click on Astarion’s portrait enough, he’ll do a very inspired reading of the last paragraph of Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart?

“Furtive pigmy can suck it.” How did that one got in there I will never know.

The Goblin trader that gets left in the Goblin camp. The way he says “Praise The Absolute” whilst brushing his finger across his nose is so well delivered. Reminds me of a character from a Monty Python sequence.

Grease mephitis in the sewers. This exchange pops in to my head at least once a day for some reason:

“What did the wizard say this river was called again?”

“I believe he called it ‘the SYOO-ER’”

“Well what ever it is, it’s impressive, and it tastes great”

Something about the cadence and delivery from the voice actors just make me laugh every time. Honestly, even for the most random of characters, all the voice actors absolutely killed it in this game.

Mine would have to be Karlach when she is sneaking around she goes: “Shadow-lach” and then proceeds to be sneaky and dance walk while she sneaks. She is my favorite.