“Protection from a shadow curse, what else could a dingus want?” I sat there for a second thinking Did that little fairy bitch just call me a dingus?

Mine is when Isobel calls Shadowheart a nasty little terrier. Such a funny roast

Not the best, but one that made me laugh hard, Astarion after recruiting Laezel: Laezel is nice, in a “look at me twice and I’ll dismember you” way.

Astarion is hilarious in general.

The Goblin trader that gets left in the Goblin camp. The way he says “Praise The Absolute” whilst brushing his finger across his nose is so well delivered. Reminds me of a character from a Monty Python sequence.

“Furtive pigmy can suck it.” How did that one got in there I will never know.

Did you guys know if you click on Astarion’s portrait enough, he’ll do a very inspired reading of the last paragraph of Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart?

Mine would have to be Karlach when she is sneaking around she goes: “Shadow-lach” and then proceeds to be sneaky and dance walk while she sneaks. She is my favorite.