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It’s a toss up between “Me fail English? That’s unpossible” and “It tastes like burning”!
“Tastes like burning” is severely underrated
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food
“This tastes like grandma!” wins for me because it’s immediately followed by Chief Wiggum: “You’re right son, it DOES taste like grandma!”
When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar.
Go banana.
“The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.”
I choo-choo choose you.
I’m Idaho!
I bent my Wookie.
Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a [literal] viking
I ate it
What’s a battle?
Did he just say, “What’s a battle?”
Me fail English, that’s unpossable.
I’m in danger!