Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前Jolly Old Saint Schrödingerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down111
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageJolly Old Saint Schrödingerlemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前message-square37fedilink
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·11 个月前Wrong, Google maps can track him and I’ve heard him in the middle on the night.
minus-squarei_love_FFT@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up44·11 个月前Google map is late to the game. NORAD has radars and has been doing it for much longer. Due to the uncertainty principle, they can know where he’s going or where he is, but not both at the same time.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·11 个月前We can’t measure Santa at all if we don’t want to have an effect on Santa. This is dangerous territory.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 个月前SG1 is probably helping track Santa since he’s quantum
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·11 个月前 I’ve heard him in the middle on the night. Are you sure that isn’t just a peeping tom?
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-211 个月前No, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 个月前Also, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 个月前Your mom didn’t shoot Santa, she shot a hobo.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 个月前No, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.
minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 个月前Then from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 个月前The problem with Santa Tracker is that he only visits like 20 cities accross the globe. I live in bumfuck nowhere and I still get presents. That’s how I know that Google is lying.
Wrong, Google maps can track him and I’ve heard him in the middle on the night.
Google map is late to the game. NORAD has radars and has been doing it for much longer.
Due to the uncertainty principle, they can know where he’s going or where he is, but not both at the same time.
We can’t measure Santa at all if we don’t want to have an effect on Santa. This is dangerous territory.
SG1 is probably helping track Santa since he’s quantum
Are you sure that isn’t just a peeping tom?
No, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.
Also, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/
Your mom didn’t shoot Santa, she shot a hobo.
I never said she shot him
Oh, she missed the hobo?
No, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.
Then from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.
😘👌
The problem with Santa Tracker is that he only visits like 20 cities accross the globe.
I live in bumfuck nowhere and I still get presents. That’s how I know that Google is lying.