Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoNASA has some explaining to dostartrek.websiteimagemessage-square149fedilinkarrow-up1989arrow-down151file-text
arrow-up1938arrow-down1imageNASA has some explaining to dostartrek.websiteUrethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square149fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·edit-21 year agoThis is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country. Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·1 year agoYour cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoGood. Christ can keep me hydrated. Carbohydrated.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI’m not sure that’s how carbonation works. But his blood will make you dehydrated.
minus-squareSabata11792@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-21 year agoThis is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.
minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoThe gun and Christian fundamentalist one.
minus-squareUrethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoMAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”
minus-squareCareHare@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIt sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):
minus-squareLifeBandit666@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThat’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm
minus-squareBananaPeal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?
This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.
Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
But the body of Christ is bread.
Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.
Carbohydrated.
I’m not sure that’s how carbonation works.
But his blood will make you dehydrated.
This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.
Don’t ask them about the Jews
Which country?
The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.
MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”
It sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):
That’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm
Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?