It’s just Amazon don’t see them profitable.

Alexa, put some Magic Flute by Mozart and stop XXXXXX. Put XXXXXX instead.

No, not that version, switch. You have my whole browsing history, and you still can’t tell what version of a Magic Flute I like, you redacted thing.

There’s some poetry in ending a life of frustration

to the tune of the most frustrating arrangement of a classic opera you can imagine.

There’s some wish for life in me still. The one, that wants to put the right fucking record.