Spend three days downloading and trying it distros
Pick arch
Sudo pacman install tmux, htop, {emacs, vim, nvim depending on your alignment}
Get your tmux and editor configs just right
Get into an argument on the “Discussion” section of Arch Wiki about your tmux hot keys
Share your htop screenshots on social media (and by social media I mean old reddit Lemmy and your IRC group with the 1 other IRC user who hasn’t left yet)
old redditLemmy and your IRC group with the 1 other IRC user who hasn’t left yet)