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They actually didn’t mind his comments, the socks with sandals was the true social crime all along
I barely temember how personality A goes. I think Im up to personality N by now.
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House centipede? More like homie centipede. Though for real I’ve actually been bitten by one before that dashed up my leg in the shower and I’m not a fan. Generally their jaws are too small to penetrate skin, but when they’re drowning they seem to get… motivated.
Oh hey, thanks for the new fear! I appreciate you!
It’s really really rare for them to sting something as big as a person. They’re just not wired that way and kind of have to be short circuited to do it, plus like I said, their stingers aren’t usually long enough to actually go past the top layer of your skin. They’re designed to pierce cockroach carapaces, not lumbering mammals.
