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Uncle Duke
As an optimist, I tend to believe that my most spectacular failures are still ahead of me.
Just remember, trying something hard is the first step toward failure. So give up now and play video games instead.
With every new day you get the opportunity to go right back to bed
Every day is a new chance to avoid accomplishment.
Any time you think of doing anything useful or productive, remember that that’s way too much work and you’d rather do nothing.
Doing nothing is very underrated. I might rate if higher if I ever get around to it.
