I do like the Burton aesthetic, but Forever is still my favorite Batman movie.

What? No Daisy Bell?

• Ray of Light (according to Madonna, very quick)
• Ray of Hope (always trying to cheer you up)
• Raid-a-Ray (travel in groups)
• Beta Ray (never fully maturate, but live full lives)
• Gamma Ray (found in the waters near Chernobyl)
• Johnny Ray (who wants to know?)
• Ray Parker Jr. (Knows who to call)
• Ray Park (When threatened, detaches their lower halves and flee to safety)

When my landlord shows up to collect his tip.

Richard Nixon always looked like he was born with extra face.

Tried really hard to summon a portal to Oblivion.

I have decided that these memes are how I will experience Scrubs.

That’s what it means to specialize.

You can detect a forklift before most other people can.

I’m shocked I got here first:

Slender Mannequin

Bender: “Don’t knock it 'til you try it, meatbag.”

My son makes eye contact with me, smiles, touches his diaper, and says “Ota!” (His word for ‘Uh oh!’)

The trouble with Tribbles.

“Wait, wasn’t there just five of them am Moment ago?”

I grew up seeing all those Flash games on Newgrounds. Some were good, most were baaaaad!

And they found Troi in Ten Forward, crying over a chocolate sundae.

She was the leader of the Nightsisters in Ahsoka. A bit part, but she had a vocal presence in a couple of episodes.

Yes, this is a legit thing: https://anidb.net/anime/18098

Isn’t the the part where she immediately steals a shuttle and blows up a Supergate?

Medical professionals and guidebooks from the present day, not from 74 years ago. At the very least, stay away from my kid.

What started as a throwaway comment had to become a legitimate PSA.

Doing that is causing more harm than good. The logic that lead to recommending such action is derived from the institutionalized and abusive corporal discipline of the time. ‘I beat my kid all the time, this can’t possibly be bad for them. They can take it.’

It’s like a cartoon where someone is being held upside-down by their ankles and shaken. Also, commentary of the time.

If you honestly believe in 2024 what is pictured is helping, do not help.

And by wild we mean institutionalized child abuse.