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Thompson added that the new bill also implemented a work requirement that limits eligibility for the free treat to individuals who have worked eight hours or more on their birthday.
oh man, it’s so good
lol right? That cracked me up! This is one of my favorite communities on Lemmy so I read a lot of satire and this article is among the best in recent memory.
Wow, I don’t usually eat the onion, but I just swallowed it whole
It’s so funny I got sad, and I’m not sure that even makes sense to say.
“Let them eat cake”. That worked out well before.
House aides furiously taking notes.
Removed by mod
They would if they could.
