Previous government efforts to boost the sale of seal products have also failed, noted Fink. As an example, she pointed to a 2014 plan which recommended the Fisheries and Oceans department try to revive the market for the sale of seal penises.

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      9 months ago

      Don’t worry, great white sharks have been spotted not far from where the seals live. Soon the seal population won’t need to be controlled by a quick death by humans. It’ll be controlled by great white sharks tearing them apart!

      Then we can all be happy!