The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 9 months agoNot everyone plans to be the BBEGlemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
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minus-squareUgly Bob@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-29 months agoWizard: I’m not keeping cash, I’m buying paper and ink and scrolls with it. Being a wizard is super expensive.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoAdventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.
minus-squareskulblaka@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoInstead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork Even the lich king doesn’t want to throw down with the IRS
Wizard: I’m not keeping cash, I’m buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.
Being a wizard is super expensive.
Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.
Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork
Even the lich king doesn’t want to throw down with the IRS