A California man staying at a Las Vegas Strip resort over the holiday season said he is considering legal action after he said his testicles were stung by a scorpion while he was asleep.
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Testicles stung hard.
What would be his remedy?
Hotel comped his room.
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You’re one of my favorite accounts I’ve ever seen on here. Imagine how excited my little Wayne’s World-obsessed pea-brain was when I saw your haiku, that line popped in my head, I went to reply with my dumb, barely-relevant movie reference, and then I saw your name! (Too excited.)
Thank you kind stranger! This account is a silly little experiment of mine. I glad I could put a smile on your face.