My suggestion is to sell them to Ben Shapiro

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      4 months ago

      Just one sentence.

      Ron Guilmette, whose tennis court was destroyed in previous storms along the beach, added that he now doesn’t know how much his property is worth or if he will stay in the area.

      Not home - property implying one of many, and be owns his own private beach tennis court… But I mean I guess it could’ve been two words:

      Ron, Billionaire