self-explanatory!!
Power to turn things into gold by touch.
Including your own body parts
Clear anyone of debt just by thinking it.
Their debt transfers to you.
And then to you…
And then to an orphan somewhere. You monster.
The debt alwaye gets randomly assigned to another person
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The ability to talk to animals
You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.
It only works if you touch it with your penis.
Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
Omnipotence
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I can obtain any super power just by thinking about it.
The ability to think is lost
Well, no one’s said shapeshifting yet
But anyone within 50 miles with the same zodiac sign turns into a chicken
This is acceptable. I love chicken and hate Ted Cruz
