• edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Benjamin Franklin: Uhh, I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think Adams? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

    John Adams: Uhhh… yeah, gimme a sec… I’m coming up with thirty-two point three three uh, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.

    Benjamin Franklin: Uh…that’s a lot better than we usually do. Uhh, alright, you think we’re ready guys?

    John Hancock: [interrupting Franklin] Alright chums, I’m back! Let’s do this… JOHNNYYYYYYYYYY HANCOOOOOOOOOOCK [furiously scribbles signature]