• Evil_incarnate@lemm.eeEnglish
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    4 months ago

    I will salt your papercuts.

    I will grate your cheese.

    I shall end your bloodline, with a spoon.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      4 months ago

      I will grate your cheese.

      I mean I’m making quesadillas so that’d be great… er, very nice of you.

      the spoon thing tho that’s pretty good