Personally, I usually play as Dry Bowser. How about you?
I mostly main last place, but I sometimes come in 10th.
Yoshi.
Dry Bones
Same. Don’t even know who that is as I barely ever played Mario games except for Kart, but I like him.
Luigi because the L stands for “winner”
Makes sense.
Waluigi
Rosalina, with one of the sport bikes
Waaaa
I identify with Waluigi cuz his long legs barely fucking fit in most cars
Toad
Toad on a motorcycle is my go-to! He’s very light and agile, but can be pushed around too easily
A Mii that looks like me.
Mario… Yes i’m that one guy that plays Mario and i’m proud of it!
You and me both, brotha! There’s dozens of us!
Waluigi if available, otherwise yoshi.
Warrio all day
Tanooki Mario 🦝
I’ve always used DK because his weight knocks others out of the way. Slow acceleration isn’t an issue if you’re good at drifting.
