First off, lol, but secondly and in fairness:

If you use something like incogni or … aura? Aurora? Theres some second one now thats being widely promoted…

If you used one of these things to sort of mop up whatever data you have out there that private brokers have, and then followed your very good advice and used a different DNS system, along with an actual no log, obfuscated payment VPN…

That might actually result in what apparently we olds have known as basic online privacy.