• JoShmoe
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    6 months ago

    If it feels like an earthquake but the eyes aren’t jittery, then you probably just need a hug.

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        6 months ago

        Or you overdosed your insulin… Again… How many times does that need to happen before you finally pay attention when the doctor explains the correct dosage, Jeff?!

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    I know this is a joke, but in all seriousness, after the Tohoku earthquake hit, the aftershocks were so nearly-constant that I eventually couldn’t tell if there was one going on without looking at the water in the fish tank.

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    6 months ago

    It only looks crazy until it actually has crazy looks, by which point it’s obvious that it works.