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  • Margot Robbie@lemmy.worldEnglish
    321·
    1 month ago

    Of course I am.

    Would esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress and producer Margot Robbie ever lie to you on the Internet?

    • Localhorst86@feddit.deEnglish
      6·
      1 month ago

      Hello Academy Award winning character actress Margot Robbie.

      Have you forgotten that you were not only nominated, but also won in the past?

      • Margot Robbie@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        1 month ago

        I would have, if they named the movie “It’s Hardin’ Time” like I wanted, but nooo, “Nobody would get that reference, and what do you mean you want your character to ‘Tonya Harding all over Nancy Kerrigan’?”

        • Localhorst86@feddit.deEnglish
          3·
          1 month ago

          I could have sworn you received an oscar for your performance in the 2018 masterpiece “The Hardening”, but I guess my memory has played me.

          I consider this my “Mandela-Effect” moment.

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipEnglish
      4·
      1 month ago

      …wait a minute, Margot Robbie’s not a character actress! Or maybe she’s like Brad Pitt, a character actress trapped in a lead’s body.