• GBU_28@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Lol I once beelined home from the bar, about 2 miles, through backyards, over fences, up a large hill, my more sane friends took a taxi home, were drinking in the kitchen, and I came in the back door covered in leaves and dirt and torn clothes. They were pretty surprised with my off-road route

    Blackout skills are just… Something else

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      5 months ago

      If you dont wakeup with a bunch of random unexplained injuries, did you even get blackout drunk?

      I once woke up with a giant blister over the top of ny entire foot, turns out after finishing off a bottle of tequila and eating both worms by myself, because “everyone was fucking bitches” direct quote, I apparently got cold and tho7gh the middle of the fire is hot, I’ll stand there, 5 times I attempted it, out smarting a bunch of peole way less drunk than I was, until they could get my missus at the time to come get me and take me home.