• paddirn@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Don’t mess with Texas. Seriously, they’re delicate and can’t handle being messed with.

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        21 days ago

        Yep! And it worked incredibly well at the time. I remember Shamu and the Texas Tuxedos singing about it when I was a kid. I can still sing the song 35ish years later.

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          21 days ago

          Holy shit, I forgot about the Texas Tuxedos! But I totally remembered watching John Stamos perform with the Beach Boys at Sea World…

          Also, my family went to Sea World San Antonio the year they opened and got deeds that made us part-owners of the ability to have fun.

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            21 days ago

            My little brother and sister went the first year with my aunt, uncle, and the cousins. I didn’t want to be around them because I hated them, they didn’t really like me much, and I was kind of a little shit.

            I’m not a part time owner of fun at all.

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          21 days ago

          Look, I know that in the rural communities here we don’t have the best book learnin’ but wouldn’t that make it a state anthem?

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            21 days ago

            You’re obviously not drunk enough to appreciate the nation of Texas. Do we gotta go watch the Fiesta Texas laser show again??

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              21 days ago

              You expect me to get to San Antonio in this condition?!? I’m barely going to get my Uber to take me over to the all night taqueria.