• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today
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      9 days ago
      Yeah baby
      When it comes to females
      Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
      36-24-36
      Only if she's 5'3"
      
      So your girlfriend throws a Honda
      Playin workout tapes by Fonda
      But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her hind-a
      My anaconda don't want none
      Unless you got buns hun!
      
      You can do sidebends, or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
      Some brothers wanna play that high road, and tell you the butt can't go
      So they toss it, and leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it
      So cosmo says you're fat, well I ain't down with that
      Cuz your waste is small,
      And your curves are kickin' (and I'm thinkin bout stickin')
      To the bean pole girls in the magazine: You ain't it Miss Thing
      Give me a sista, can't resist her
      Red beans and rice didn't miss her
      

      ~The Second Greatest MC of All Time