This part of Indiana I live in is pretty flat. Dull, right? So I figure, why not have a volcano? Now… I get my magic drill machine that can drill as deep as I want it to drill.
If I drill a deep enough hole, say through the crust of the Earth, will it turn into a volcano?
What about building a giant fake volcano?
You could use it as camouflage for a giant cannon to attack the moon. Fucking moon…
Kill the moon!