That “Shubarashii” pun was too good to pass up, but it was hard to find a pic of Subaru smiling creepily so this is the best I could do.

“Give me a well-endowed “yoshi yoshi”, and enough headpats, and I will correct the weeb’s problems.” - Mama-medes, probably.

Sources:

1. Big Bang Theory, S3E3
2. Anti-clockwise from middle: Lamy by 雪川桜空＠お仕事募集中, Fauna by Neratul, Pekomama by Pokey, and Subaru by 虎丸