Start a promising new career TODAY dragging the Pharaoh’s giant statue to his temple.

No experience necessary! Entry-level workers get a large grain allotment with room for advancement to A’aru after you die from exhaustion after pulling statues all day.

If YOUR heart is lighter than a feather, apply today. Send Demotic-scripted painted or chiseled resume to:

STATUE DRAGGING

c/o Mr. Ineni, Architect to the Pharaoh.

Karnak Temple Complex

Thebes