Swap a friends ring pill with a blue laxative
He won’t know if he’s coming or going
I want the backstory please
Patrick Stewart farted.
Ah yes, farting is very funny.
The oldest joke we have a record of as a species is a fart joke. This is my favorite factoid of all time, maybe ever.
Fun fact: Norman Mailer coined the word factoid in 1973. He wrote:
“[Factoids are] facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority.”
In other words, a factoid is a clickbait “alternative” fact.
maybe ever.
Would you say: since time immemorial?
I used to have a ring with a compartment where I would keep coke. Humorously, the ring “gem” was a mirror. I had to stop wearing it because the mirror kept reflecting light and blinding people.
takes his cyanide pill; doesn’t die, just gets horny
Meanwhile on the other side of town, Grandpa is about to get some, pops his Viagra and dies.
Doubles as a micro cock ring
Gives a whole new meaning to kissing the ring.
As a completely and totally cis person, would this work with the funni make-girl pills?
Ah. Tit-tacs
Yeah, estrogen tablets are usually small enough they would fit in a ring like that.
And there are much nicer looking alternatives to this one, too. Just look up poison ring.
