I always thought my Pür was great. /s

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Baader-Meihoff fuckin’ with me cuz I recently saw a thread about images not loading lol

Screwdrivers with sunny d are better than regular OJ, IMO. The extra sweetness cuts out the alcohol taste more. But as a 0 sugar seltzer? The carbonic acid just makes alcohol like this taste like shit without added sugar.

Farts in my sibling’s face? Hilarious.

Farts in my face? That’s like, negative funny.

I hear Erik’s voice saying “shady link” now.

Then your life is on contract

Now it can’t remember anything long enough to store it in long-term memory!

Uh, actually that’s fairy dust. Clearly they are trafficking drugs.

I remember when the go-to search term was “warez.”

I still don’t know if that was supposed to be pronounced like “wares” or “war-ehz.” 🤔

Also keep in mind that humans can run even faster if they do so on all fours.

I still can’t get over the fact that the book about the dangers of banning books is one of the most commonly banned books.

The flag I shoved into this penguin says otherwise.

I used to understand Stellaris before they added so, so many things to it. It’s practically a different game now than when I first bought it and I have literally none of the DLC lol

If you define “puzzle” as a problem that you must work out with hard mental effort, then no; not at all games are puzzles. Rail shooters and other mindless games that rely more on reaction speed would not constitute a puzzle since you don’t really need to even think.

Online shooter, sure. You have to think about what the other guy is gonna do. Virtua Cop? You just need to aim and shoot fast when the bad dudes appear. I mean, you could play Counter-Strike like Virtua Cop but you probably aren’t gonna be good unless you’re posted up with an AWP all the time.

I actually love Metal Gear Solid because its design is much like that of a puzzle game, where the puzzle is “how the fuck do I kill everyone without being seen?” Hitman is the same way, but it always felt less curated than MGS because there isn’t just 1 solution to the problem, where as MGS does. And a lot of it is only conveyed through their respective scoring systems.

On the flip side, I tend to dislike leaderboards in most games because there is only 1 possible way to get the maximum possible score for any given level or minigame that once it’s worked out, everyone can be at the top and the only way to truly rise above everyone is to cheat.

My PC is purpose built for VR, I have a Quest 3 and what do I do most of the time?

Just sit in a cool looking room in VR chat and listen to music while browsing Lemmy or watching videos. Occasionally I’ll play a flat space game in VR so I can have a huge screen. But I mean… I am using the VR technically.

I wish I still had my JNCOs.

Or I should get one of those man skirts, like what the guard dude in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon wore.

I don’t think I would like skinny jeans even if I was skinny.

I haven’t seen the new one but I remember the first one being hella like a Saturday morning cartoon; especially with how damn near every major dialogue scene ended with a wall being blown up and bad guys pouring in for a fight.

Personally, I like that dumb shit. I want the super hero movie to feel like a comic book or cartoon.

I recently came to learn that there are tons and tons of people who do not think cow tipping is real or possible. Having grown up in Dairyland: It’s real, it’s possible and it’s kinda funny being able to so easily knock over something so large.

Whoever ends up living here should probably not throw any stones.

If Mr. Beast gets ownership of Twitter I’ll sign up just for the free money.