• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Kilts FTW. Not only do they allow you to take a shit on the battlefield easily, it also makes it far easier to teabag your fallen foes.

      • Are kilts only short? 🤔

        The thing I was referring to previously is like a long skirt. Almost like you took a dress and just wore it from the waist down. I don’t know what those would be called, but I want one so bad.

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          3 days ago

          Every kilt I’ve ever worn comes to the bottom of my knees. That’s a few inches longer than normal, normally they reach the top to middle of your knee-cap. They could be longer I suppose, but that inhibits the previously mentioned pooping abilities.

          Edit: upon further research, there’s something called a “great kilt” that extends further down your shins.