• Wanderer@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    “Wow nice choice there sir. That’s quite the quality piece you looking at. I’m sure you know your way around those items, but would you care for some advice to assist your shopping experience? Or is there anything I can do to make your shopping experience exceptional on this fine day?”

    Get fucked.

    Some kid comes over and looks bored out of his mind “So you want help or nah?”

    Oh yea I do. 10/10 customer experience.