*May contain bones
*Made in a facility that processes boned babies.
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Made in a facility staffed by boned babies.
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- We mean babies with bones.
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boned babies
wow
Only in Ohio.
For those unaware, the context is that the Ohio Supreme Court once ruled that can have bones .
*in ohio
Now with 50% less arsenic!
Fuckin enshitification at it again!
B O N E L E S S
It’s not even virgin baby oil. Who wants oil from non virgin babies?
how do i delete this
babies are mostly cartilage anyway
Just like sharks.
~d i c k h e a d~
name one baby oil that got a bone in it
them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!
I prefer the bone version. It hold onto more flavour. Hopefully this year’s baby hunt is bountiful.
view halloo!
I like the texture of the cartilaginous baby bones. Gives a nice snap
De-boned… for your pleasure.
By someone who has the title of Baby Boner
T-t-that’s de-boner, (like) there’s a difference you know!
Edit: something something something, we’ll just call them a “pedo” for short:-).
If olive oil is made out of olives, what do these monsters do to make baby oil?
Extra virgin baby oil
first pressed from only the finest of boneless babies
*made from asbestos
ugh everyone knows that babies don’t always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product
And gluten free
